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Pirate Lady Bombshell

$2.50

Small-batch · Cold-process · Cured slow
  • Tallow-Based
  • Handmade in Arkansas
  • Veteran Owned
  • Ships APO/FPO/DPO

Poured in batches of 32 — when a batch sells through, it's gone until we pour again.

🏴‍☠️ Pirate Lady Bombshell - She came for your treasure, left you with clean skin instead. Yo ho ho and a bar of... wait, is that TALLOW? This swashbuckling soap-maker traded her treasure map for the ultimate booty: perfectly balanced lather. She's here to plunder big soap corporations and leave you with skin so clean, even Davy Jones is jealous. All aboard the S.S. Sudsy Revenge! 🏴‍☠️💰

Care Instructions

To get the most life out of your bar:

  • Keep it dry between uses — always set it on a draining soap dish or in a soap saver pouch.
  • Rotate bars if you're using more than one to let each dry fully.
  • Store unused bars in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight.
  • Avoid leaving your bar sitting in standing water — it shortens bar life fast.
Shipping & APO/FPO

Shipping Rates:

🫧 Bubble Tier: Orders $50 or less — $11 flat rate shipping

🛁 Soak Tier: Orders $51–$74 — $9 flat rate shipping

💣 Bombshell Tier: Orders $75+ — FREE shipping

🪖 We proudly ship to APO / FPO / DPO — wherever you're stationed, we've got you covered.